Freddie: You alright?
Effy: Hunky fucking dory.
Freddie: Maybe just calm it down a bit, yeah?
Effy: I’m not the one grinding my teeth.
Freddie: Both of us, for a bit. You want to fuck up your A levels?
Freddie: Please, just… just drop the dark shit, yeah?
Freddie: Effy, Effy, Eff… Listen, alright, okay… it’s me. Okay? Me.
Effy: And this is me.
Freddie: Jesus. I thought we were happy?
Effy: Too fucking happy.
Freddie: So, what? You want to end it then? Is that what you’re trying to say?
Effy: No, but it’s going to happen.
Freddie: Why are you headfucking me, Eff? ‘Cause I can’t handle it.
Effy: Better fuck off then.
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Monday, 5th April
